What color was your hair when you were a newborn baby?
My hair was auburn when I was a newborn baby, then later it turned very dark brown.
Have you ever had a natural change in your hair color?
When I was born, my hair was coated with red and black mucous gunk. Later it turned blond, the prettiest color blond that you can imagine. I would walk down the street and people would turn and stare. Some would fall to their knees and start speaking in unknown tongues.
Then I started doing goofy stuff living shaving it into mohawk styles, and I don’t know if that sparked a change, or if it was just adolescence, but now it is a very plain ordinary blond. Dishwater blond. Mousy blond. Urine blond.
Sometimes I have platinum highlights dyed in, but somehow the messiah effect is completely gone.
